January 2012
47 posts
Dear Liberal: Thinking the only way a group of people can live is with your help is a form of racism. You arn’t the second coming.
Flash: U R NOT THAT GREAT. There is a older guy who does it better, a kid who does it faster. Stop trying to prove to me how awesome you r
All my stocks were down today except zip car… thanks zip car.
Even the dogs in NJ are obese… COME ON NJ: http://ping.fm/iRKGw
They should just sell this with a box of Kleenex (r) and a bottle of Gin http://ping.fm/Z0TqE
Ugh… running late.
Social Security Fix = Logan’s Run OR Soylent Green
http://ping.fm/xZrUg Words to live by.
the Sun is attacking the earth.. we should fight back.
So Huff Post is buying ads on digg that link to articles. People we arn’t even trying to pretend that news matters anymore are we…
Is sushi breakfast food?
Ice kept me off the roads today… while on the bus I saw other bikers biking… hung my head in shame.
And this will be in my future: http://ping.fm/9qePN
Can anyone tell me where Coriolanus is playing near DC… I will drive. I need to see this movie.
Impressment you say… Sailors are not big fans. #1812
Dear Back: WHY?
Censorship is bad. Protecting intellectual property rights is good. Please stop pretending its so cut and dry folks.
SOPA and PIPA are the nerds version of Pro-life/Pro-choice. Don’t have the same opinion as the person you are talking to you are wrong.
If you get why this image is funny you can be my friend! anyone? http://ping.fm/UAIG1
Anyone have any good houses in DC they are looking to sell… i may be in the market.
Heres the thing: The first phone that can run windows office (really run windows office) will be the worlds greatest work phone. #period
OMG OMG OMG Why am I just now hearing about this: http://ping.fm/iwUcp
So if google plus is now ranking in search… for SEO do I need to use google plus? god damn it.
http://ping.fm/Q412F
Dear hipsters: wow http://ping.fm/4RqWj
Dear AFL-CIO: Try this in the US… we would probably let you jump. http://ping.fm/ljwXd
If you are a bar keep and I need to explain to you what ‘neat’ means… get a new job.
81 year old Clint Eastwood has 15 and 18 year old daughters http://ping.fm/GdX3z
I have seen this video many times over the years… the epic music makes it that much better: http://ping.fm/RrCDw
Guess what.. if you have been in the navy for 10 years and you can’t make it past E-5 you are probably not really essential
http://ping.fm/GIeeW wow
Guess what. If your ‘social media experts’ spends more time promoting themselves vs. what you hired them for…. find new ones.
Looks like my work laptop finally died… poor girl. She was an old school core duo but I think she was in core i3 at heart. RIP my old dell
[New Scientist Magazine] What do you think most about during the day?[S Hawking] Women. They are a complete mystery. #awe…waitforit…some
Ever notice that, the dwarfs in Snow White are pulling fist-sized diamonds out of the ground, they don’t seem to have a lot of money?
Go NAVY! http://ping.fm/IoChx Its like we are just better.
Hey @DCDPW if meter maid is obese don’t buy her a Segway. Increased revenue from extra tickets won’t offset health cost. Should walk or bike
Hardest thing in the world: Finding stock photos that 5 people will agree on.
Last month my phone used… wait for it. 11 gigs of data.
Doing an image search on the server… who the hell are these people?
I hate these people: http://ping.fm/jIQwf
Oh good.. now they just tried to charge 9 grand at best buy? What the hell can you buy at best buy for 9 grand?
Looks like someone has tried to use my Amex card…. canceled that order and getting a new one. DAMN YOU THIEVES.
12 degrees outside my be my limit on how cold it can get and I still ride my bike. MUCHO FRIO!
oh good…. its 12 out…. MUST BIKE ON!
I have unlimited data on my phone.. so I stream music from it all day. #forthosewhocant #fortypour
Below freezing and I rode in.. I think my knees don’t work anymore.
December 2011
42 posts
Dear Iran: Have you seen the US Navy? Really this is a bad idea. http://ping.fm/sMap9
I am looking for good dumplins and noodle soup on k street around 20th… anyone out there help?
Streets are empty… If I hear a moan and see a man shamble slowly down the street its on.